This morning, I

• Ate a cookie and a plum for breakfast
• Went to work late
• Accidentally woke up a squirrel that was sleeping on its belly in a sunbeam

Summer rainstorms make rainbows and amazing sunsets:



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Hmmm... Flight of the Conchords are on repeat in the background, all is well with the world.

It came to me like a revelation at dinner.

How did I have this much time on my hands in high school?

( Cut for enormous picture... and this is only half of it )

Was typing notes for history -
"Pope Leo I (440-461) – theologian, strong admin, may have saved versus ..."

"Pope Leo I (440-461) – theologian, strong admin, may have saved city against Hun invasion."

SIGH.

edit: Happy Halloween!

ohniki enters the world of BPAL, those devilishly addictive and lovably pretentious little perfume blends:

"Sweet! But not like a sweet smell. Sweet as in awesome."

"Boyish. Why hello there! No, not you, my finger." (she kept applying on her fingers. always a good idea.)

"It smells like pine. Pine-SOL!!! ... Sticky. ... It smells like sap is beating up all over my skin."

"This smells like cleaning product. Oh god, there is pepper in the back of my nose."

[on Wolf Moon's cap] "This one is a bitch to get off. Haha. Get it? Wolf Moon. It's a bitch to get off. - It definitely doesn't smell like a furry convention. Not that I've ever been to one. - It's starting to smell a little like gum being chewed by a socialite."

"This smells like a store where you would buy hemp products. I'm not kidding, there are Grateful Dead shirts in the front and incense in the back. OH my god it is burning! (5 min. later) What? What happened to my boyish smell? It is mixing with the hemp."

"It smells like a Beanie Baby stuffing candy shop. It smells like a rejected tin of candy in the corner of the candy shop. I'm just saying the tin is rejected and this happens to give off its sorrow or something like that."

"Oh. You know what it is? We're back near the Grateful Dead shirts. Except now there's an Ozzy Osbourne shirt in the corner."

"IT SMELLS LIKE A MICHAEL'S. [craft store] Like right next to the fake flower aisle."

"Is this soap or is this something awesome brewin' on my finger?"

"Something interesting is emerging. It's like a mysterious, sexy man has entered the room. - It's gone! I guess it saw me and left."